1. confrontingbabble-on:

    I have a Trilobite that was found inside a rock, that someone brought back from an expedition to Western Sahara…Trilobite means three lobes…head, thorax and tail. Long extinct, it breathed through gills on its legs, and lived on the sea floor. It was a scavenger or predator, a relative of crabs and lobsters. Mine is genus Metacantina Devonian, and was alive some time around 360 to 408 million years ago…3-400 million years before the earliest humans…just as insects and amphibians were making it to land…to feed amongst the ferns and conifers which made up a large proportion of prehistoric forests…causing oxygen levels in the air to suddenly rise and so benefiting the rapid development of animal life on land…

    See http://www.trilobites.info/

    Also http://www.sunrisepage.com/life/devonian.htm

    And http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/the-human-familys-earliest-ancestors-7372974/?no-ist

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    The heavens declare the ignorance of religion; the sky displays the lack of the need for a creator. Day after day it speaks out; night after night it reveals the absence of the supernatural. There is no actual speech or word, nor is its voice literally heard. Yet nature’s voice echoes throughout the earth; its words carry to the distant horizon. It is saying, that all of reality, is the result of natural processes…" Psalm 19, Revised Science Version

    (via bluejewofzsouchmuhn)

     
  2. iheartshoelaces:

    couthor:

    bra-llelujah:

    O

    These are literally the only two kinds of horse out there I swear to god

    Oh my god I thought that was a man in a monkey suit

    (Source: cookiesforlucifer)

     
  3. tastefullyoffensive:

    "My poor cat has it rough." -ExMachina70

     
  4. k-lionheart:

    dead-men-talking:

    spaceandstuffidk:

    lightthiscandle:

    jump-suit:

    asonlynasacan:

    ultrafacts:

    Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts

    I don’t know if this is true, but it’s hysterical

    It is, and I am so happy.

    So my first thought was, “Why did you bring a cat onto your plane?”, but then I read the excellent link from jump-suit, and learned that

    the crew found (the cat) ‘more useful than any barometer. You must never cross the Atlantic in an airship without a cat,’ as Murray Simon put it.

    Never cross the Atlantic in an airship without a cat - advice that we should all remember and take to heart.

    This post just keeps getting better and better.

    Holy crap this is awesome.

    my friend saw this. My name is Kat. She is now insisting that I smuggle myself into a bag and go with her on her trip to Germany. I don’t understand why a ticket isn’t enough, she’s actually telling me to get into yoga so I can fit in a bag. Why tumblr.

    (via ultrafacts)

     
  5. yeahwriters:

    curlicuecal:

    Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

    Wooooooah

    (via bluejewofzsouchmuhn)

     

    1. horoscope: you breathe on a daily basis
    2. me: omg that is so me how did they do that
     
  6. lumos5001:

    pizzaforpresident:

    In which Google passive-aggressively taunts Russia’s anti-LGBT laws during the opening ceremony of the 2014 winter Olympics in Sochi. 

    i have blogged this before and will continue to blog it

     
  7. thenimbus:

    lovablechaos:

    haveahiddles:

    nottheleastbrave:

    BUT THE ACTING HERE. BECAUSE HE’S DIGORY. AND HE BUILT THAT WARDROBE. WITH THE WOOD FROM THE TREE HE PLANTED. AND SO HE KNOWS IT’S NARNIA. HE’S WAITED HIS WHOLE LIFE, AND HE’S PROBABLY GIVEN UP AND SHOVED THAT HOPE AWAY IN THE BACK OF HIS MIND AND SUDDENLY THESE FOUR CHILDREN SHOW UP AND THEY FIND IT. 

    Fun fact: CS Lewis based the professor on JRR Tolkien. Tolkien in turn based Treebeard on CS Lewis.

    that is a very fun fact yes 

    ^ That’s fucking awesome

    (Source: darvll)

     
  8. thequantumqueer:

    iguanamouth:

    fun with homophones

    *homonyms

     
  9. misterruse:

    optimistsareunprepared:

    freddieboychilton:

    freddieboychilton:

    sometimes people on facebook annoy me

    "oH my GEORGe"

    "Jeffrey Damnit!"

    "WHERE THE STEPHANIE IS MY SOCK"

    "WHAT THE ESTEBAN JULIO RICARDO MONTOYA DE LA ROSA RAMIREZ IS WRONG WITH HER”

    I’m just trying to figure out why you’d be saying, “Where the God is my sock”

    Maybe you’re part of a religion where the God is my sock.